Mark Parrish-get a haircut, the long hair is not working for you, my friend.
Matt Foy-Get a better/less annoying girlfriend. (long story)
Pierre-Marc Bouchard-find a way to grow some more hair. Stephane Veilleux has pledged to join him in this quest.
Petteri Nummelin-learn how to score during regulation play.
Josh Harding-pick up some crazy goalie habit so that he can become more like Backstrom, and he'll hopefully get rid of his plaid shorts and striped shirts (typically worn together).
Brian Rolston- will learn how to stand around/be interviewed/play hockey with his mouth closed.
Mikko Koivu-learn ancient healing methods to apply to himself.
Derek Boogaard-learn Jedi powers to use on the refs. "That was not a penalty...he punched himself."
Martin Skoula-Learn how to play hockey properly, and stop helping the other team!
I don't really have any New Year's resolutions for myself, but I suppose one of them should be to take care of this wrist thing once and for all.