Dear Baby Hockey Jesus-the playoff edition

Last night's game did not go the way I wanted it to, so I ask you Baby Hockey Jesus, to help the Wild right now, and to help Joe Sakic see that he likes golf. A lot. I know for a fact that Andrew Brunette does, and from what I hear, he's a pretty good golfer. Bruno, if you are listening, all it will take is you to do the Patrick Roy thing on Jose Theodore, and then you can go back to loafing on your couch and watching baseball...you know you want to!

Injuries:
Baby Hockey Jesus, I ask that you put your hands upon those on our team who are injured and bring them back in one piece and better than ever, particularly my boy Mark Parrish. Nick Schultz would be nice too, but we are probably better off without Skoula anyway.

Karma:
Please use your pull with the Hockey Gods to make the karma be on the side of Minnesota, and show me what I can do to help improve said karma.

Please help the Sharks to win, because I think I might actually rather play them than Calgary, because Iginla is a stud in the playoffs, and Joe Thornton is .....not.

Help the Habs to sweep the Bruins and continue their season of awesomeness.

Baby Hockey Jesus, I ask these things in the name of the Hockey Gods who are lords of hockey forever and ever, amen.